Aug
18
Dear planet: I am freaking exhausted. Would you kindly sod off and leave me be for the next 15 hours? Thank you.
I'll Tumbl 4 Ya
Some people never go crazy,
What truly horrible lives they must live.
I love weekends, but I think I totally melted my brain this time around. Get me a bucket, STAT!
Oy. Scary. :(
Republicans and military men on John McCain (via flagday84)
Aug
15
Took the day to sweltet at home, drink beer and be dizzy. Feeling slightly better now.
Aug
14
Margaret Cho: As Expected, The Cho Show Looks Amazing - Via Jezebel
I can not wait for this. Even the preview made me tear up a little. And laugh. And almost get nauseous, but in a totally good way.
August 21. Rock!
Sushi craving hit me like an iceberg. Yeah… That Titanic reference is sooo outdated.
Oh, shut up! I’m totally getting a cold?! NOW?!!? Why not just shoot me in the face and be done with it, Universe?… Ugh.
It may just be me, but JT looks like a totally stylish lesbian here. Why so much gloss?!
Tumblr, You're Being a Rotten Bastard...
No, really.
I have made 3 posts today that have spontaneously reblogged themselves - One of them even reblogged itself THREE times! Look, you know I hate original content as much as the next guy, but you also know how I hate to repeat myself.
So please… Stop being a dick and get back to massaging my metaphorical feet and knitting me that sweater.
Huggles!
-FM
I… I don’t even… What?
via colestryker:
Reading: “PETA Ad Plays Off Manitoba Bus Beheading Murder”… Wow, PETA. Srsly? ( http://tinyurl.com/6cqqyv )
Argh! I just made the dumbest mistake and all I can do is laugh at myself uncontrollably. ARF!!
Beer. I hate you. Why do you do this to me?
Gary Busey?
How’d you get that bucket so full o’ crazy?
And how can I get me some too?
How To Interview Gary Busey from “Hunter S Thompson on Film” (via TXCANY)
Lurve this.
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